The Talking Horse and the Sad Girl and the Village Under the Sea

-A ROUGH GUIDE-

Be polite at the reception desk.

Not all the knives are in the museum.

The waitresses know that a nice boy

is formed the same way as a deckchair.

Pay for the beer and send flowers.

Introduce yourself as Richard.

Do not refer to what somebody did

at a particular time in the past.

Remember, every Friday we used to go

for a walk. I walked. You walked.

Everything in the past is irregular.

This steak is very good. Sit down.

There is no wine but there is ice cream.

Eat slowly. I have many matches.